the turkey is Turkey, a boy i adopted last week. the ham is Budgie, a girl who just likes to get into everything.
[turkey] what... go away... i'm not ready for visitors yet

[turkey] AAAAIII, HELLLP!!!!

[turkey] there's another bird in my cage. and she took a bath in my water!
[budgie] geez, no need to cry about it, you can take a bath too.

[turkey] pretend she isn't here, maybe she will go away

[budgie] fine, who needs you... *sniff* ...ooo what's that
