Dearest Skipper.... (pic heavy)

[nakedrats]

My Dearest Skipper,

Not a day goes by without me thinking about you.  Your soft fur...your mischievous black eyes...


When I hang out with my friends, they seem so dull and apathetic compared to you.  Sometimes I wonder if they even hear what I say...


Even all the other men....they just don't seem important anymore. When they hold me, I feel stifled and confined.  I long to break free!


All they see is a stunning trophy wife, an accessory to compliment their tux.  You and I could have so much more!


All my life I have searched for a hob like you!  A sensitive guy, with a good sense of humor.  I feel as though I've been blindly searching to the ends of the earth.


I have looked high...


...and low... and finally I found you, Skipper.


Run!  Run away with me, Skipper!



We could have a little house in the wilderness, where it could just be the two of us.



We could spend our days galloping "horses" down the beach.



And exploring the depths of the jungle.


Please say you'll come with me!  Please say you'll be mine!

Yours Forever,      

Lunchbox

[shakou]

Dear Lunchbox,



Ever since I was a tiny kit, I've dreamed of finding a jill like you.



I've searched high



and low



Only to be disappointed time and time again.



I'm tired of being held back.



And then one day a BEAUTIFUL jill with a face as white as an angel stopped me dead in my tracks.



And suddenly, I've never felt so alive!



And all I want to do is just dance in the moonlight with you.



You make me whole again.



A flower for you, my sweet Lunchbox.

  Always, Skipper

((LMAO! This was the funniest thing I've seen all day!! Thanks for the major laugh!  ))

[Marybelle]

Awww, there's nothing quite like weasel love notes... 


 

[nakedrats]

OH NO!!!!!!

*cries hysterically*

MY LUNCHBOX IS GONE!!!!!
She packed up her hammies and crocheted eggs and LEFT ME!!!!
My very own cute fuzzy pet has run off with some BOY and left me all alone..... 
All I found was this note....*sob*

Dear Mom,

I'm sorry, but I've found the man of my dreams and have gone to live with him.
Please don't look for me, I'm not coming back.

Goodbye,

Lunchbox


MY BABY IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE......waaaaaaaaaaaaaah......

 

[ferretgirl27]

Oh this is just so cute a little ferret love song! I think that they may be a good couple together.