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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2007, 09:48:10 PM »
Hi Wosie,



 Mye name is Goober. I tink you shud choose me becas I am very squishy and laid back. I hav a nice comfee hamock wif room for two. I have so much squish I have alot extwa to keep you wawm at night. I will make sure I stockpile sum extwa yogies for you. I vewy much wud like to cwean your ears like I do for my Hooman. She is vewy nice and takes me wiff her to show Hooman ratlets (i tink dey are cawwed childwen, but I am nawt sure) at a HUGE cage cawd a schoowel. You wud like it there, my Hooman tells the childwen about how smawt I am and the things I can do. She lets the chiwdren play wiff me and that is such fun. After we come back to the smaller cage she caws a houwse, she giffs me a tweat wiff apples baked in it and it is yummy. I hope maybe next time I come back fwom de schoowel wiff her maybe you will be waiting for me in my cozy hammock and I pwomise I will share my tweat wiff you.

Will you marry me? I tink you are de girl I haff been lookink fur all uf my life....
In sickness and in heawf
fur stashes or for not stashes....

Ut oh! Mye hooman is comming back---I'm so sowwie I haf to go mye wuv. Untiw we meet again....dis cookie iss fur you  :cookie:   :heart:  :heart:

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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2007, 10:04:46 PM »
Pansy here,

My hooman is very nice. She takes us for rides on her shoulder and she gives us yogies, until the dum dog ate them all and she has to go get some more. Here I's am wif my pal Petunia waiting for my yogie:


I thinks I wuves Thomas the best, Petunia says she pwefers wefteye...  :heart: Goober wooks wike a sweet heart too, but I fink he's already in wuv wif Rosie... :-\


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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2007, 12:20:45 AM »
Hewoo all you bootiful girlies!

My name ish Kai, and if you like da younger man rats, then I'm da rat for you!



As you can see, I have a pair of handsome dumbo ears that you use some extra grooming by a pwetty girl! And I pwomise you give you some nice licks back! I would rather play than snuggle wif my hooman, but I tink I could settle down in a hammock and get cozy wif a nice girl rat.  :BlueDumboSmile:
Thank you so much for the beautiful sig, RascalRatties!

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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2007, 12:29:03 AM »
Hi kai!!!

We're three young sisters who are weady and waiting in our carrier for our hooman to take us to go meet you!

We wuv cute boys like you!  :heart:  :heart: :heart:

kissy, kissy, licky, licky,

iris, sweet pea, petals

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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2007, 01:42:18 AM »
*PUFFS UP*I TOLD ALL OF YOU MAN RATS TO BACK OFF! :angry5: SHE'S MY LADY RAT! :angry4: I RESPONDED FIRST! I EVEN TOLD HER I WUV HER! *HISS* I'LL FIGHT ALL OF YOU! :boxing:

BUCK THE ANGRY RAT


*blows kisses to Roosie* :-*

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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2007, 01:55:56 PM »
Why Buck, apparently you didn't notice that Lefteye mailed himself to me.  We've been cuddling and hanging out in my fuzzy hammock, grooming each other, sharing yoggies.  He's been whispering sweet nothings in my ear all evening long.   :heart: :heart: :heart:

My Hooman is a little puzzled about my guest, though.  She's trying to figure out who owns him.  I think she means to send him back.   :'(
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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2007, 03:00:18 PM »
:sad2: :crybaby2: :love9: :'(
Roosie,
I am heartbroken right now. I......I......*cries uncontrollably*

*sniff*
Buck

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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2007, 06:40:43 PM »
 :tearyeyed: :crybaby2: :puppy_dog_eyes:

Oh Rosie,

I was sad at first.....


.... But I found someone too.

Pic kindly taken by HGLR

So have a good time with Lefteye.
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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2007, 06:57:59 PM »
ROFL!
Reed & The Sillies.
"A rattie is a big heart and spirit wrapped up in a little furry body... it is in inspiring our love and laughter that their true size is revealed..."

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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2007, 08:22:49 PM »
Awww Buck and Goober too!

Petunia here! Pansy and I could keep both of you warm an cosy in our pocket hammie! Pwease forget that mean Rosie.  >:(


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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2007, 09:45:22 PM »
Dea Wosie,
  Im sowwie it had to come to dis. But Becauwse I luv you I haf to be understanding an kind and supowtive. My hawt feel like it is bwoken, but hopefuwwy you and i can still be fwiends.

I do want to wet you know if he is mean to you, or if he wuns off wit another womans----I'LL SQUISH HIM. *puffs up to show his fatness and falls over*

So make sur he is kind to you and tell me if anyfink is wong.

I am cwying on the inside, but I guess I will haft to dwown myself in treats an foods until my hawt repairs. My hooman tells me she will bwing me my girl after she is owd enough to get fixeded (her name is Wednesday so i am towd) but I'm not sure she will be as pwetty as you my dear.

Have anoder cookie and one to share wiff your new love  :cookie:  :cookie:  :BlueDumboBigEyes:
















I'm going to go eat mine.

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-Goober
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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2007, 09:50:40 PM »

I do want to wet you know if he is mean to you, of if he wuns off wit another womans----I'LL SQUISH HIM. *puffs up to show his fatness and falls over*


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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2007, 11:03:53 PM »
 :'(  My Hooman sent Lefteye home.  I'm lonely again.  She's giving me extra cuddles and scritches, but it's just not the same....



Owned by 2 dogs (Zane & Merlin), 2 cats (Shadow & Brightspot), 3 cockatiels (PJ, Sweetie Pie, Teddy), 1 Beta fish (Mars) and 1 Blue Dumbo rat (Rosie)

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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2007, 12:22:52 AM »
*sniff* I don't know if I can put my heart on the line agian Roosie. Do you still even want me?  :-\

Buck

*flirts with Petunia and Pansy* :cheeky:

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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2007, 12:34:37 AM »
:'(  My Hooman sent Lefteye home.  I'm lonely again.  She's giving me extra cuddles and scritches, but it's just not the same....

Too bad Roosie, you lost your chance, Buck is too good a manwat for you

Signed Pansy and Petunia

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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2007, 07:09:35 AM »

Too bad Roosie, you lost your chance, Buck is too good a manwat for you

Signed Pansy and Petunia

<sigh>  I suppose you are right, but how was I to turn down Lefteye?  He arrived in such a pretty package and smelled reallllyyy good.  Temptation took me down the wrong path....   :puppy_dog_eyes:
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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2007, 09:37:08 AM »
Can we get in on dis?  We luuuuuuv da girlies!  We are Billy and Bob, 6 monts old and luv to haf fun.  We wood treat you rite and cuddle wit yoo in da hamuck in our FN.  You wood nevr be lonly agin!


Billy


Bob

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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2007, 09:55:56 AM »

Too bad Roosie, you lost your chance, Buck is too good a manwat for you

Signed Pansy and Petunia

<sigh>  I suppose you are right, but how was I to turn down Lefteye?  He arrived in such a pretty package and smelled reallllyyy good.  Temptation took me down the wrong path....   :puppy_dog_eyes:

We didn't think of that. It would be incredibly hard to do wif Lefteye right there smelling all good an everything... :hyper:

But it wooks wike two handsome young men named Billy and Bob would wuv to meet you! *wiggles ears at Billy and Bob* 
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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2007, 10:03:03 AM »
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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2007, 10:03:33 AM »
Wosie,
  Now dat Lefteye and Buck are out of de way how bout a date?
I'll bwing de cookies? Hopefuwwy I don't eat dem all. I'ma lover not a fighter (unless someone make me mad :wink5: )


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PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE?

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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #45 on: May 22, 2007, 11:42:25 AM »
*sighs* and goes to pick up Lefteye @ the bus station...again...such a playuh!

"Pwease pickie me upsies daddy"
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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #46 on: May 22, 2007, 12:36:56 PM »
Dear Iris, Sweet Pea, and Petals,

You are all vewy pwetty girls! I would wuv to snuggle in dat cozy carrier wif da three of you!

But unfortunately, it will haf to wait. My mean hooman is taking me to da vet today, cuz I has the sneezes.  :BlueDumboBigEyes: I wouldn't want your pwetty nosies to catch my sneezes. I would feel just awful!

Pwease except these nummy cookies I stole from my hoo-mom.  :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :heart: :heart: :heart: They are fiwled wif wuv for you!

Wuv, Kai :heart:

((Wow...Rats are quite the romantics.  :wink5:))
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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #47 on: May 22, 2007, 02:27:10 PM »
Pansy and Petunia,

Which one of you lovely ladies who care to share some yogies with me?  :cheeky: I have lots of cheese yogie to eat alllll by myself.  :BlueDumboBigEyes: *licks Pansy's paw* *licks Petunia's paw*

*bruxes*
Buck

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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #48 on: May 22, 2007, 02:57:13 PM »
Oh Bucky boy!   :love5:

I'm available and interested if you are.  :heart:  :heart:  :heart:  I'm so lonely now that my Hooman shipped Lefteye home....

(Rosie starts dancing, shaking her little booty at Buck)

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Re: Grooming my Hooman (one rattie to another)
« Reply #49 on: May 22, 2007, 03:03:26 PM »
 Sorry Roosie, but I want to see how things go with Pansy and Petunia. Maybe I'll come visit you if things don't work out. I'm still heartbroken. :'( *grabs Pansy and Petunia arms and escorts them to a rat party*